me in bed: my pillow has been flipped twice and is heating up fast fuck this is uncomfortable im never going to fall asleep my life sucks
me at a concert: I need to pee my bra is undone my shoes are untied theres an elbow in my boob and someones pelvis on my butt but i am the happiest motherfucker alive
senglovesyou: The awkward moment when you spell the word correctly but it just looks so wrong, so you just stare at it forever.
The way we looked at eachother while we sat there at the beach. Neither of the two other guys who sat with us noticed the looks we gave eachother. We talked with our eyes. And then, when they looked another way, we kissed for a second. After that, we were back to the looks. Our hands touched behind our backs. We laughed at our friends who was making out in the cold sea. We were six people, four...
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar